Person NameGod
00154This is my sonArthur Wragg24 Dec 196100154.jpg 
63125It's no use looking for Myra, Lord LongfordDave Gaskill18 Nov 200263125.jpg 
12835'But 'twas a famous victory'William Papas03 Feb 196812835.jpg 
65666[no caption]Dave Brown15 May 200365666.jpg 
WDCP0097"Yah!" Or refuting himDyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0097.jpg 
64076[no caption]Peter Brookes25 Feb 200364076.jpg 
CA0042[No Caption]Mel Calman08 Nov 1981CA0042.jpg 
PC6154[no caption]Dave Gaskill03 May 1999PC6154.jpg 
04382[no caption]William Papas15 Sep 196304382.jpg 
05643Heavens only knows!Abu Abraham21 Jun 196405643.jpg 
21856'I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day - I should have house-trained them.'Trog [Wally Fawkes]23 Jan 197221856.jpg 
64912"I've decided to become a woman!" / "Darling! ... I wish you'd go to Europe and cause a riot"Tom Johnston21 Jun 200064912.jpg 
LSE2693You may have begun man - but I, Adolf Hitler, will finish himDavid Low (1891-1963)21 Sep 1939LSE2693.jpg 
87273He's questioning whether he exists or notGrizelda Grizlingham21 Apr 201187273.jpg 
21054'This is your last chance, Will - did you or did you not intend Desdemona to appear in the nude?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]08 Sep 197121054.jpg 
65033"I was just saying, wasn't I, Ronnie? What a beautiful set of gates you have here and wouldn't it be terrible is some sort of nasty accident happened to these gates..." / "Are you sure they give medals to those who watched the most Olympic television, Harold?" / "And they haven't even won anything yet!"Tom Johnston03 Oct 200065033.jpg 
65118"That reminds me ... how did the 'special relationship' Bush/Blair meeting go?" / "Well, I think you've left it a bit late to follow Billy Elliot's dream!" / "There he is ... the creator of love, the universe and everything! ... doesn't like farmers much though, does he?"Tom Johnston26 Feb 200165118.jpg 
65221"Are you going to take this interview seriously, Mr Barrymore?" / "Our kids are working hard at school, financing themselves with several jobs.... where did we go wrong?" / "I'm sorry, but Anthony Quinn had no right to invite you over for a bit of a booze up!" / "You can tell he knows his career in politics is over... he's started telling the truth!"Tom Johnston05 Jun 200165221.jpg 
65058"Yes, Prime Minister ... it was a touch of genius to send us Mr Prescott!" / "I wish you'd just accept it, Harold... Elton John is never going to invite you to one of his parties!" / "What were you just saying about your old man hoarding petrol?" / "Who left this tap running?"Tom Johnston07 Nov 200065058.jpg 
65174"Listen Harry... if you want to be in the heavenly choir you'll have to stop the raspberry noises!" / "We've nothing to worry about excepts the risk of bumping into John Prescott!" / "You can see the Great Wall of China... oh, and look... there's your wallet!" / "Maybe the judge thought you were making fun of him!"Tom Johnston13 Apr 200165174.jpg 
64960"That's it! I've had enough of this ruddy interview, Mr Day!" / "No weather girl is going to upstage Michael Fish!" / "Hold on! Does that mean there are two John Prescotts?"Tom Johnston09 Aug 200064960.jpg 
67055"Ooh ... You must be .... Oooh .... don't tell me...'"Bill Caldwell21 Apr 199267055.jpg 
SB0049Lord God Almighty - Surprise callersSteve Bell[1981]SB0049.jpg 
WDCP0060"Can you forgive me Father?"
"Can you forgive me daughter?"
Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0060.jpg 
RSN0630[No Caption] Ralph Steadman17 March 1965RSN0630.jpg 
WDC0076"My son we are powerless, the bankers have spoken..."Dyson; Will (1880-1938)[1929]WDC0076.jpg 
WDCP0010[No Caption]Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0010.jpg 
SC0300[no caption]Peter Schrank21 Apr 2005SC0300.jpg 
100011"Where do you stand on women bishops, God?"Nicholas Newman24 Nov 2013100011.jpg 
WDCP0018Our Biographers
"Yah! As I thought, only human after all..."
Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0018.jpg 
WDCP0043N.Y. 2000 AD
Heavens Lost Privacy
Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0043.jpg 
WDCP0065Our Poets
Editor suspecting the existence of a sort of something different in a contributor
Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0065.jpg 
96455No captionTim Sanders21 Mar 201296455.jpg 
97331Tell Jimmy I'd like a word. Now!Paul Thomas04 Oct 201297331.jpg 
98721No there isn't a leadership vacancy!Scott [Clissold; Scott]14 Apr 201398721.jpg 
MRD0524[Ian Paisley]Martin Rowson13 Sep 2014MRD0524.jpg 
ADD0347Right! There are going to be some changes around hereAndy Davey10 Apr 2013ADD0347.jpg 
SCD0111You're welcome, but you can't bring in the baggagePeter Schrank14 Apr 2013SCD0111.jpg 
BRD0003The Thatcher BandwagonBrighty [Steve Bright]15 Apr 2013BRD0003.jpg 
16168'May I present my ombudsman...'Leslie Gibbard30 Aug 196916168.jpg 
96675"Apparently, casting out Satan breaches his inhuman rights"David Haldane19 Apr 201296675.jpg 
MRD0542Dad! Who are those old men wearing dresses who worship statues of me where I'm practically naked?Martin Rowson20 Oct 2014MRD0542.jpg 
RMD0001"...and I was like, you're gonna have a baby? And she was like, OMG, no way?..."Rob MurrayDec 2014RMD0001.jpg 
12741"Broad as it's long. Her 'Back Britain' early turn is making ME late for work..." / "Heard the latest cricket scores from Barbados?" /"Things are all nice and normal, Gran, now racing's back.." / "We have with us in the studio tonight.."David Langdon07 Jan 196812741.jpg 
ILW0002Neutral balance of the weekIllingworth, Leslie Gilbert, 1902-19794 November 1939ILW0002.jpg 
WDCP0014Our Illustrious Dead
Thomas Hardy finds evidence of canker in the fields of asphodel!
Mr Thomas Hardy tactlessly and not without a gloomy satisfaction pointing out evidence of canker at the roots in the fields of asphodel.
As I thought canker at the roots
Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0014.jpg 
WDCP0012"Of course my dear Dean Inge I am biassed - my son was a carpenter."Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0012.jpg 
WDCP0095"Ah Mr Hardy Mr Hardy if you only knew all the circumstances"Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0095.jpg 
SBD0230[no caption]Steve Bell14 Mar 1995SBD0230.jpg 
BJD0346TrumpBen Jennings27 Feb 2016  
PC5937"Don't worry, Lionel ... he's waiting for Lloyd Webber!"Tom Johnston05 Apr 1999PC5937.jpg 
65343"I'm not delivering today ... I'm just flying in for talks with the father!" / "You'll never be a wizard if you're too frightened to fly!" / "Marconi dot dot dot dash dash dot dot dot com dot UK!" / "Aw, go on, Peggy! Just for me ... give him a real mouthful!"Tom Johnston15 Nov 200165343.jpg 
WDCP0096"Of course my dear Dean Inge I am biassed - my son was a carpenter."Dyson; Will (1880-1938)UndatedWDCP0096.jpg 
96871'Und zis is ze God particle magnified 10,000,000,000 times ... Oh Mein Gott!'Mac [Stan McMurtry]05 Jul 201296871.jpg 
98502Ok. thanks for keeping the seat warm ...Dave Brown07 Mar 201398502.jpg 
67738'Have I been manipulated or what? I've just agreed to a plague of locusts on Paul Burrell's house and 100 years of pestilence on her brother's.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]24 Oct 200367738.jpg 
65354"For us, it's all over before Christmas!" / "Whose idea was it to come through Britain?" / "Ah! here comes Alan Milburn!" / "It's so sad that Mrs Whitehouse has decided to move ... but she couldn't find anything to complain about up here!"Tom Johnston27 Nov 200165354.jpg 
64964"Now we don't care one Toyota!" / "I think sir has the wrong Madonna and child!" / "Robbie and Geri... are they asking us to believe that?"Tom Johnston14 Aug 200064964.jpg 
LSE1939Little men, little men, must you be taught another lesson?David Low (1891-1963)15 May 1933LSE1939.jpg 
65259"Forget about Jeffrey and his fantasy world ... let's concentrate on privatising the tube trains to make them safer!" / "Hard luck, mate... it's a different Big G!" / "Take me to Ken Clarke!"Tom Johnston24 Jul 200165259.jpg 
CLD1011Martin McGuinnessScott [Clissold; Scott]22 Mar 2017CLD1011.jpg 
BJD0433Mogg 4 PMBen Jennings09 Sep 2017BJD0433.jpg 
105313The Creation of Farron...Peter Brookes26 Apr 2017105313.jpg 
CLD1145Ken Dodd's Best JokesScott [Clissold; Scott]13 Mar 2018CLD1145.jpg 
BAD0479"Has he gone yet?"Brian Adcock25 May 2017BAD0479.jpg 
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