CodeGB/BCA/1021
Dates1921-
Person NamePhilip; Prince, (1921-); consort of Elizabeth II, Queen of Great Britain
SurnamePhilip
ForenamesPrince,
Other forms of nameEdinburgh, Philip, Duke of
Epithetconsort of Elizabeth II, Queen of Great Britain
Catalogue
RefNoTitleArtistDateMultimediaImage
17491"Somehow I feel it's not the right time to tell her about Maggie's all-night party"Paul Rigby17 Mar 197017491.jpg 
65831[no caption]Bill Caldwell03 Jun 200365831.jpg 
07137"I can forgive them everything, Philip, except these long nights at the opera.Trog [Wally Fawkes]23 May 196507137.jpg 
10055"Bloody photographers!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]17 Nov 196610055.jpg 
20288'Of course it's a tight schedule - we had to take a bloody package tour.'Trog [Wally Fawkes]09 May 197120288.jpg 
18339"Did you say something, father?"Sidney William Martin02 Aug 197018339.jpg 
23429'I sometimes think the BBC are overdoing their anniversary'Keith Waite19 Nov 197223429.jpg 
18920"I hardly feel, dear, that because the sink at Balmoral hasn't been working properly since your great-great-grandmother's time, it justifies claiming a rent rebate."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)05 Nov 197018920.jpg 
CG/2/5/1033"It'll take more than a bloody credit squeeze to keep me from my
polo."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)30 Aug 1966GAP1037.jpg 
61556[no caption]Dave Gaskill03 May 200261556.jpg 
66220[no caption]Bill Caldwell10 Jul 200366220.jpg 
63193[no caption]Dave Gaskill12 Nov 200263193.jpg 
61820[no caption]Dave Brown04 Jun 200261820.jpg 
21029'We should soon be out of the red, dear, if our building society does the same.'Jon [William John Philpin Jones]05 Sep 197121029.jpg 
23326"It's another new shirt for Prince Philip."Keith Waite29 Oct 197223326.jpg 
01304Prince Philip talkingIllingworth, Leslie Gilbert, 1902-197916 Jun 196201304.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/41/44"Don't say it, Philip - please don't say anything!"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)21 Oct 1986GAA415053.jpg 
GAN/825"The Duke says will it be all right if he borrows it next Thursday?"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)01 Feb 1962GAN0865.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/25/13"I hardly feel, dear, that because the sink at Balmoral hasn't been working properly
since your great-great-grandmother's time, it justifies claiming a rent rebate."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)05 Nov 1970GAA253035.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/28/72Published caption: "As a matter of fact I do not think this compensates for missing the opening of the Flat."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)21 Mar 1974GAA283465.jpg 
22408"It's all right - just Anne burning a hat"Paul Rigby30 Apr 197222408.jpg 
17338"I do hope you don't come out swearing like your father!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]21 Feb 197017338.jpg 
24392'How that did that chap Bratby know that we liked to relax with owls on our heads?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]05 May 197324392.jpg 
MW3286[no caption]Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]1970MW3286.jpg 
LA0162A"This is her dad. Sorry, young man. She's in training for the 1972 Olympics.."David Langdon09 Sep 1971LA0162A.jpg 
PC3807"Apart from that ashtray, have you noticed anything else missing since Monday's young achievers reception?"Mac [Stan McMurtry]04 Jun 1998PC3807.jpg 
20752"Are you quite sure he said 'My old man can beat your old man.'?"Paul Rigby15 Jul 197120752.jpg 
PC1556"Never mind about him! All I'm worried about is Fergie getting in.'Charles Griffin30 Apr 1997PC1556.jpg 
60271[no caption]Dave Gaskill15 Jan 200260271.jpg 
61059[no caption]John Kent25 Apr 200261059.jpg 
02763'Excellent idea, sir, now everyone's happy!'Stanley Franklin08 Mar 196302763.jpg 
23340"Congratulations, sir, they all say the first twenty-five are the worst."Paul Rigby01 Nov 197223340.jpg 
PC3731"Just serve the soup, Wilkins. Believe me, there won't be a public apology about your Toyota's broken drive shaft."Mac [Stan McMurtry]26 May 1998PC3731.jpg 
SF0135[no caption]Stanley FranklinUnknownSF0135.jpg 
SF0108"Beam us up!"Stanley FranklinUnknownSF0108.jpg 
29614"It's working! I'm galloping around like a two-year old!"Stanley Franklin28 Jun 197629614.jpg 
PC5267[no caption]Dave Gaskill07 Jan 1999PC5267.jpg 
65830"Look. One is terribly sorry that Blair bombed your palaces, but you're not having this one - now clear orf!"Mac [Stan McMurtry]03 Jun 200365830.jpg 
05068'Take a tip - never criticise the missus'Stanley Franklin27 Feb 196405068.jpg 
12705"You're not camping out in this weather and that's final!"Stanley Franklin12 Jan 196812705.jpg 
63172[no caption]Paul Thomas13 Nov 200263172.jpg 
05335"Something tells me His Royal Highness is taking the mickey.."Stanley Franklin26 Mar 196405335.jpg 
10660"You might not pass first time .. you're no Miss World .." / "Just because you heard telephone rentals may be going up .." / "Relax - The Duke of Edinburgh is in Australia."Keith Waite13 Feb 196710660.jpg 
45336"Oh no! It's rent-a-royal-mob!"Charles Griffin08 Mar 199045336.jpg 
02297'What's he trying to do - corner the market?'Jak [Raymond Jackson]08 Dec 196202297.jpg 
17317"Dad..."Bernard Cookson18 Feb 197017317.jpg 
45669'All right, that's dealt with your disposable income, now let's move to benefits in kind!'Jak [Raymond Jackson]12 Feb 199345669.jpg 
17690"You've been running around like the Duke of Edinburgh."Keith Waite23 Apr 197017690.jpg 
62071"Now what has New Labour done? First they scrap Britannia then the Royal Train ... "Mac [Stan McMurtry]08 Jul 200262071.jpg 
62106"I didn't ask for your name, love. I asked to have a look at your ID card."Mac [Stan McMurtry]04 Jul 200262106.jpg 
63279[no caption]Robert Thompson03 Nov 200263279.jpg 
63145Family Windsorus bumblerisPeter Brookes16 Nov 200263145.jpg 
12599Dear Philip, sorry about delay in returning yacht, but one day as we were sailing off the coast of North Korea....Stanley Franklin31 Jan 196812599.jpg 
PC3276"That blasted man Blair is cruising round the Palace again."Charles Griffin10 Feb 1998PC3276.jpg 
PC2479The tidal waveGerald Scarfe07 Sep 1997 
32019"Either the skateboard goes or I do, Madam!"Stanley Franklin25 Apr 197832019.jpg 
PC2857"Yes, yes. THAT Elizabeth Windsor. Now may I please have my pension?"Charles Griffin15 Sep 1997PC2857.jpg 
63124'A Chippendale table, ma'am? Are you sure? I don't remember a table being there.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]19 Nov 200263124.jpg 
27566Published caption: "Careful what you spend, dear - third vase back row on your left"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)25 Feb 197527566.jpg 
33002"At least there's no danger of the ladies wearing the same hats today"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)15 May 197933002.jpg 
09720"You sure it's safe? I don't like the look of the air hostesses, for a start."Stanley Franklin30 Sep 196609720.jpg 
03409'It's only Philip - he's President of the National Playing Fields Association as well..'Stanley Franklin15 May 196303409.jpg 
05283'I feel it would be only gracious, Philip, if you signified your willingness to be put up!'Trog [Wally Fawkes]17 Apr 196405283.jpg 
32555"Now you've taken up art, Charles, please pay special attention to the signature and avoid the same confusion as Constable and his son."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)08 Oct 197832555.jpg 
65046"No, Philip!... I asked you to wring the neck of that pheasant!" / "Inspector Morse!"Tom Johnston20 Nov 200065046.jpg 
CG/2/1/1/355/2Reference files (studio): subject - Royalty (General) - Prince Philip: Sketch of Prince PhilipGiles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)undatedGAR-F-S-354-2.jpg 
17639"Must you demonstrate karate while we're having breakfast, Charles?"Stanley Franklin14 Apr 197017639.jpg 
PC5013[no caption]Dave Gaskill24 Nov 1998PC5013.jpg 
13069I know where I seen 'im before - on the telly weren't it?Trog [Wally Fawkes]24 Mar 196713069.jpg 
64838A"Actually, Philip... I'm sick of hearing how absolutely fabulous she was!"Tom Johnston04 Apr 200064838A.jpg 
02502[no caption]Trog [Wally Fawkes]28 Dec 196202502.jpg 
66776[no caption]Paul Thomas10 Sep 200366776.jpg 
12262"Of course, if you will go lending the coach to any Tom, Dick or Harry, dear..."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)07 Nov 196712262.jpg 
61433[no caption]Dix [Andrew Dixon]16 May 200261433.jpg 
63121[no caption]Dave Gaskill19 Nov 200263121.jpg 
59852[no caption]Dave Gaskill21 Dec 200159852.jpg 
31677"Philip - please stop calling me Fred."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)13 Feb 197931677.jpg 
20518"Sorry we had to make it a bottle party, but things are a bit tight at the moment!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]11 Jun 197120518.jpg 
17525"Guess who it was that dropped those butts in our loo ...!"Paul Rigby24 Mar 197017525.jpg 
45667'Quickly, Philip, the wire cutters! She's making another unauthorised phone call!'Mac [Stan McMurtry]09 Apr 199345667.jpg 
64633'...aha, cried Harry Windsor, stubbing out his fag and climbing on to his chauffeur-driven broomstick...'Mac [Stan McMurtry]28 Apr 200364633.jpg 
63191[no caption]Paul Thomas12 Nov 200263191.jpg 
61835[no caption]Peter Schrank02 Jun 200261835.jpg 
21223"Come up here - I think I'm about to break a long-standing rule."Paul Rigby22 Oct 197121223.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/16/45"The Duke says will it be all right if he borrows it next Thursday?"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)01 Feb 1962GAA161952.jpg 
19215'But it's the only sort of work I know.'Trog [Wally Fawkes]15 Dec 197019215.jpg 
63668[no caption]Dave Gaskill15 Jan 200363668.jpg 
17347"I hear you persuaded Annigoni to paint you while he was here"Stanley Franklin23 Feb 197017347.jpg 
21695"Philip, what does O.H.M.S. mean?"Jak [Raymond Jackson]23 Dec 197121695.jpg 
21654"Remember the old pre-Women's Lib days, Dad, when it was all Philip this and Charles that? ..."Paul Rigby18 Dec 197121654.jpg 
46958"Tell the Ministry we've found a way to cut repainting costs already!"Stanley Franklin22 Aug 198346958.jpg 
21568'Well I think it's ridiculous keeping it all under the mattress!'Mac [Stan McMurtry]04 Dec 197121568.jpg 
23203"A royal salute for the Congolese Fifth Naval Attache....!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]04 Oct 197223203.jpg 
61306[no caption]Dave Brown31 May 200261306.jpg 
65067"It's hunting with b******s they should ban!" / "And he queued for days to be first!"Tom Johnston27 Dec 200065067.jpg 
36556"How about something like this?"Stanley Franklin01 Apr 198636556.jpg 
23441"If I hear the Anniversary Waltz once more ...!Jak [Raymond Jackson]20 Nov 197223441.jpg 
63175[no caption]Patrick Blower13 Nov 200263175.jpg 
63169[no caption]Peter Brookes14 Nov 200263169.jpg 
60319'You heard your father! All you have to do is tell the newspapers what wonderful parents you have an you're free.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]10 Jan 200260319.jpg 
63217'The Queen? - which one do you want?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]08 Nov 200263217.jpg 
PC3274"Hello dear, How was the new man?"Mac [Stan McMurtry]12 Feb 1998PC3274.jpg 
63334[no caption]Paul Thomas05 Dec 200263334.jpg 
63232[no caption]Dave Gaskill07 Nov 200263232.jpg 
65079"No, Philip ... everyone won't suddenly see you as a man of the people!" / "You take the high road and I'll take the low road I'll be at Madonna's wedding beforre ye..."Tom Johnston12 Dec 200065079.jpg 
22007"Good grief, they must be having bloody power cuts out here, too!"Paul Rigby14 Feb 197222007.jpg 
CG/2/5/274"The Duke says will it be all right if he borrows it next Thursday?"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)01 Feb 1962GAP0274.jpg 
10334"Come on - pull your finger out - let us in!"Nicholas Garland21 Dec 196610334.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/3272Published caption: "Peace be with you, Ma'am, they're some of ours. Mixture of King Hussein's bodyguard and the S.A.S."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)27 Mar 1984GA4648.jpg 
00683[No caption]Vicky [Victor Weisz]21 Mar 196200683.jpg 
MA0015"Well, I think it's taking friendship a bit far comrade - five roubles for his daughter's wedding"Mac [Stan McMurtry]06 Sep 1973MA0015.jpg 
PC3017"Sir Elton. Can you pop back for a moment, please?"Mac [Stan McMurtry]01 Jan 1998PC3017.jpg 
10057"Relax, it's a camera"Stanley Franklin18 Nov 196610057.jpg 
61833"Do stop fidgeting, Philip. I'm told it will be expected of one to throw undergarments at Tom Jones when he sings tonightMac [Stan McMurtry]03 Jun 200261833.jpg 
58797[no caption]Paul Thomas17 Aug 200158797.jpg 
62219[no caption]Dave Gaskill22 Aug 200262219.jpg 
61827"Only 9 hours, 35 minutes and eleven seconds to go ... "Mac [Stan McMurtry]04 Jun 200261827.jpg 
SF0106"Charles has had the elephant look for years!"Stanley FranklinUnknownSF0106.jpg 
SF0028"We are not amused!"Stanley FranklinUnknownSF0028.jpg 
MW3491"I thought the best part was when they all started throwing money into the Royal Box!"Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]11 Nov 1969MW3491.jpg 
PC2719"Hey boss, is it OK to pay Fergie ten grand for some dirt on Philip?"Charles Griffin22 Oct 1997PC2719.jpg 
59369'Don't drink that one, mother. It's our anti-anthrax vaccine.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]16 Oct 200159369.jpg 
PC3040"I can't help wondering Philip, just how fire-proof they think it all is now..."Bernard Cookson29 Dec 1997PC3040.jpg 
PC2676[no caption]Peter Schrank19 Oct 1997PC2676.jpg 
PC6063[no caption]Dave Gaskill22 Apr 1999PC6063.jpg 
61302[no caption]Dave Gaskill31 May 200261302.jpg 
VY3423[No caption]Vicky [Victor Weisz]21 Mar 1962VY3423.jpg 
60518[no caption]Dave Gaskill18 Feb 200260518.jpg 
61826[no caption]Dave Gaskill04 Jun 200261826.jpg 
SBD1007May government will achieve grayth by making may subjects easier to seckSteve Bell10 May 2012SBD1007.jpg 
63273[no caption]Dave Brown04 Nov 200263273.jpg 
PC5674[no caption]Dave Gaskill03 Mar 1999PC5674.jpg 
GAN/2124Published caption: "Philip! It isn't Tiny's fault everybody is printing books about
your first half hundred."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)10 Jun 1971GAN2197.jpg 
60900[no caption]Dave Gaskill12 Mar 200260900.jpg 
SF0063"You sure this was part of the divorce settlement?"Stanley FranklinUnknownSF0063.jpg 
63201[no caption]Dave Gaskill11 Nov 200263201.jpg 
23437'How's this? Exchange & Mart. 17 tons of sundry silver items, will swop for polo ponies, corgi dogs ...'Mac [Stan McMurtry]20 Nov 197223437.jpg 
00354"The Duke says will it be all right if he borrows it next Thursday?"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)01 Feb 196200354.jpg 
12567"I'm sorry, your Highness, but what with the red alert and all that."Jak [Raymond Jackson]29 Dec 196712567.jpg 
45781"We suggest we avoid jokes about him qualifying for cheap bus fares and half price at the cinema now he's 65"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)10 Jun 198645781.jpg 
36494Published caption: "Don't say it, Philip - please don't say anything!"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)21 Oct 198636494.jpg 
24559"Oh, jolly good, sir! Is that the one you petrified him with?"Paul Rigby01 Jun 197324559.jpg 
64923"Unbelievable!" / "Unless you give me £100 I'll accuse you of pocketing £100!" / "Let them eat brithday cake!"Tom Johnston03 Jul 200064923.jpg 
63131"Spot anything else we could flog?"Ron McTrusty18 Nov 200263131.jpg 
RSN0343[No Caption] Ralph Steadman09 June 1979RSN0343.jpg 
63192'Oh dear. I wonder where they'll strike first.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]12 Nov 200263192.jpg 
99206'Do stop grumbling, Philip. Just charge into Kate's room shouting BOO! Then we should be able to get away on holiday'.Mac [Stan McMurtry]19 Jul 201399206.jpg 
12242"Finally, in view of the new measures put forward by my Government, my husband and I have decided to emigrate."Jak [Raymond Jackson]01 Nov 196712242.jpg 
CG0004"Oh no! It's rent-a-royal-mob!"Charles Griffin08 Mar 1990CG0004.jpg 
PC2829"Now, if I'd said that I'd be in big trouble."Charles Griffin03 Nov 1997PC2829.jpg 
VY3345"... and may I in this national nature week make another appeal for the preservation of wild life..."Vicky [Victor Weisz]24 May 1963VY3345.jpg 
PC3224[no caption]Charles Griffin11 Dec 1992PC3224.jpg 
59725[no caption]Dave Gaskill08 Nov 200159725.jpg 
MC1015"When did you last see your father?"Michael Cummings15 Nov 1961MC1015.jpg 
11783"Can you make this last? We may be going on strike!" / "The new gaming control had better clamp down on British Rail's snakes and ladders!" / "This is an unrepeatable offer - it's the one Prince Philip fell off."Norman Mansbridge08 Aug 196711783.jpg 
NG0120"Come on - pull your finger out - let us in!"Nicholas Garland21 Dec 1966NG0120.jpg 
11361"I'm looking forward to the Queen's Birthday Parade on Saturday."Stanley Franklin05 Jun 196711361.jpg 
PC0573"Super bonfire, Mother - did you remember to organise a guy?"Mac [Stan McMurtry]05 Nov 1996PC0573.jpg 
PC0748Gaffe Season Opens AgainGerald Scarfe22 Dec 1996 
PC2692"I wonder if we can arrange something similar for the Duchess of York?"Mac [Stan McMurtry]21 Oct 1997PC2692.jpg 
PC0730[no caption]Dave Brown20 Dec 1996PC0730.jpg 
59567'Stone me, Benskin. We've been goin' round the bleedin' TV studios all day and we're knackered. Pour us a couple of pints and ' ave one yourself.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]29 Nov 200159567.jpg 
19466'And run all the way with that one corporal - it's urgent!'Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]19 Jan 197119466.jpg 
61702"Looks like Blair's muscled in!"Patrick Blower18 Jun 200261702.jpg 
65156"And now the BBC news..." / "Well, u-turns are the only thing he's good at" / "Did the walls move for you, darling?" / Leave the boy alone Philip!Tom Johnston05 Mar 200165156.jpg 
58784'My susppicions about Wilkinson deepen. He's just handed me a ransom note for the corgis.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]20 Aug 200158784.jpg 
65328"No! ... you can't have his job!" / "They're smart bombs ... but unfortunately, they're only as smart at George W. Bush!" / "Pull yourself together Philip ... it's only Diana's brother!" / "It's Iain Pumpkin Smith!"Tom Johnston30 Oct 200165328.jpg 
54464[no caption]Peter Brookes10 Jun 200054464.jpg 
65167"I can't find a man to take me to see it!" / "In the words of the great Geri Halliwell... it's raining men!" / "I demand to be sent to the Hague!"Tom Johnston05 Apr 200165167.jpg 
65497[no caption]Steve Bell06 Dec 200065497.jpg 
11813WHO'S dropped in to see us?David Myers14 Aug 196711813.jpg 
ILW4264Published caption: 'At least it's free'Illingworth, Leslie Gilbert, 1902-197910 Nov 1969ILW4264.jpg 
MW1084". . . and a packet of candles, just in case!"Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]10 Jan 1963MW1084.jpg 
PC0867"And now the storm-blast came"...'God save thee , ancient mariner! From the fiends that
plague thee thus!' Why lookst thou so? 'With my cross-bow I shot the albatross.' Coleridge
Charles Griffin28 Jan 1997PC0867.jpg 
MW0625[no caption]Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]09 Feb 1960MW0625.jpg 
VY2780"Better to spin out the process..." Prince PhilipVicky [Victor Weisz]06 Jul 1965VY2780.jpg 
SBD0353[no caption]Steve Bell15 May 1997SBD0353.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/1806Published caption: "Of course, if you will go lending the coach to any Tom, Dick or Harry,
dear..."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)07 Nov 1967GA2522.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/3467Published caption: "I know Prince Philip and Princess Anne us words like that, but you're not sending this!"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)10 Apr 1986GA4923.jpg 
22843'What d'you think Your Royal Highness? If anyone tries to hug your daughter from now on - POW!'Mac [Stan McMurtry]13 Jul 197222843.jpg 
LA0026B"Much rather she had a Mini as a runabout..."David Langdon14 Sep 1969LA0026B.jpg 
MW0101A[no caption]Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]24 May 1957MW0101A.jpg 
CG/2/5/292Published caption: "Remind me to have a word with Edward about his girl friends phoning
the Palace at two in the morning."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)13 Jan 1976GAP0292.jpg 
61581"There's no business like show business ... "Steve Bell01 May 200261581.jpg 
63170[no caption]Steve Bell14 Nov 200263170.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/2823Published caption: "At least there's no danger of the ladies wearing the same hats
today"
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)15 May 1979GA4001.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/2482Published caption: "Remind me to have a word with Edward about his girl friends phoning the Palace at two in the morning."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)13 Jan 1976GA3526.jpg 
20538"Gad! Things must be really tight at the Palace!"Bernard Cookson14 Jun 197120538.jpg 
00711'Of course he's the man for the job, amigos - listen he even speaks our language!'Jak [Raymond Jackson]31 Mar 196200711.jpg 
02412"... and just exactly what is it you do around here, apart from the polo, cricket, sailing, and shooting?"Jak [Raymond Jackson]18 Dec 196202412.jpg 
GAN/1635"Of course, if you will go lending the coach to any Tom, Dick or Harry,
dear..."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)07 Nov 1967GAN1696.jpg 
16693"D'you realise, we're sending back as much as Tom Jones makes in a week!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]18 Nov 196916693.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/2398Published caption: "Careful what you spend, dear - third vase back row on your left"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)25 Feb 1975GA3404.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/33/34"Now you've taken up art, Charles, please pay special attention to the signature and avoid
the same confusion as Constable and his son."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)08 Oct 1978GAA334048.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/33/110Published caption: "At least there's no danger of the ladies wearing the same hats
today"
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)15 May 1979GAA334124.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/33/81"Philip - please stop calling me Fred."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)13 Feb 1979GAA334095.jpg 
16258'I suppose we DID send them to the right schools'Trog [Wally Fawkes]12 Sep 196916258.jpg 
35845"Viscount Althorp's just arrived for dinner!"Stanley Franklin26 Apr 198435845.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/2304Published caption: "As a matter of fact I do not think this compensates for missing the
opening of the Flat."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)21 Mar 1974GA3269.jpg 
65070"Gatecrashers!" / "She's a fit lassie that Madonna!" / "Aye, it's the Scottish version of Hello magazine!"Tom Johnston24 Dec 200065070.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/2962no captionGiles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)18 Nov 1980GA4201.jpg 
AH0408A cool millionArthur Horner01 Jan 1970 - 28 Apr 1972AH0408.jpg 
18316"We're hoping the novelty of his B.A. will wear off ..."David Langdon25 Jun 197018316.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/38/99Published caption: "Peace be with you, Ma'am, they're some of ours. Mixture of King
Hussein's bodyguard and the S.A.S."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)27 Mar 1984GAA384734.jpg 
20728"No wonder the country's living beyond its means, the way some people are throwing bloody good wine around!"Paul Rigby12 Jul 197120728.jpg 
20605"... So then I said to myself: 'If you don't want to join 'em, beat 'em!"Bernard Cookson23 Jun 197120605.jpg 
96504No captionPaul Thomas10 May 201296504.jpg 
07352"Better to spin out the process..." Prince PhilipVicky [Victor Weisz]06 Jul 196507352.jpg 
02628". . . and a packet of candles, just in case!"Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]10 Jan 196302628.jpg 
103998"I assure you, ambassador. My wife meant no offence to you slitty-eyes people."Mac [Stan McMurtry]12 May 2016103998.jpg 
21797"Fair's fair, dear - Trubshaw did let me have a go in his aeroplane"Bernard Cookson14 Jan 197221797.jpg 
16634"I thought the best part was when they all started throwing money into the Royal Box!"Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]11 Nov 196916634.jpg 
20602"Nothing vulgar about that - the fellow deserves a rise!"Nicholas Garland23 Jun 197120602.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/20/115Published caption: "It'll take more than a bloody credit squeeze to keep me from my polo."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)30 Aug 1966GAA202517.jpg 
PTD0222Dolly Parton Wows Glastonbury!Paul Thomas01 Jul 2014PTD0222.jpg 
24877"They can always live here after the honeymoon and help with the mortgage repayments."Paul Rigby03 Aug 197324877.jpg 
GAN/1475Published caption: "It'll take more than a bloody credit squeeze to keep me from my
polo."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)30 Aug 1966GAN1532.jpg 
CLD0764"The politicians were too busy focusing on leadership challenges!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]28 Jun 2016CLD0764.jpg 
21564"Good! Now at least we'll be able to afford a turkey for Christmas!"Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]03 Dec 197121564.jpg 
98964.... Not on Greeks surely ....Tim Sanders09 May 201398964.jpg 
96980River PageantGerald Scarfe03 Jun 2012 
PTD0146Eduke of Edinburgh Returns...Paul Thomas13 Aug 2013PTD0146.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/2068Published caption: "Philip! It isn't Tiny's fault everybody is printing books about
your first half hundred."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)10 Jun 1971GA2919.jpg 
CG/2/5/291Published caption: "Nothing gets on my nerves more than a bailiff whistling Elgar's
'Pomp and Circumstance.'"
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)11 Nov 1969GAP0291.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/3104Published caption: "I hope your Royal Highness has better weather today than you had on Saturday"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)15 Jun 1982GA4410.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/3508Published caption: "Don't say it, Philip - please don't say anything!"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)21 Oct 1986GA4987.jpg 
PTD0196"Oh goody! I love documentaries!"Paul Thomas23 Sep 2013PTD0196.jpg 
104007"Andrew. Your father and I would like a word!"Mac [Stan McMurtry]24 May 2016104007.jpg 
PC0731"Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree."Peter Brookes20 Dec 1996PC0731.jpg 
GAN/2035"I hardly feel, dear, that because the sink at Balmoral hasn't been working properly
since your great-great-grandmother's time, it justifies claiming a rent rebate."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)05 Nov 1970GAN2108.jpg 
IL0070"Happy Returns."Illingworth, Leslie Gilbert, 1902-197914 Nov 1951IL0070.jpg 
WF1084[no caption]Trog [Wally Fawkes]17 Oct 1971WF1084.jpg 
23224"And they've stopped Alf swearing - there's yer bloody censorship for yer!"Paul Rigby08 Oct 197223224.jpg 
65038"You are the weakest link... goodbye!" / "... then the climate conference collapsed!" / "For the woman who has everything!" / "We've got to convince him he won't be sharing a cell with Slobodan Milosevic!"Tom Johnston28 Nov 200065038.jpg 
41267Royal Wedding Soopah-marketClive Collins21 Mar 199341267.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/24/15Published caption: "Nothing gets on my nerves more than a bailiff whistling Elgar's
'Pomp and Circumstance.'"
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)11 Nov 1969GAA242912.jpg 
CG/1/4/2/3/94/34Menu for the Saints and Sinners 1982 annual Christmas luncheon Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)1982GAM0057.jpg 
PC4376"Ooh! Let's see what Charles is painting today!"Tom Johnston07 Sep 1998PC4376.jpg 
NG4498[no caption]Nicholas Garland10 Mar 1966 - 31 Dec 1993NG4498.jpg 
65116"I'm not sure but I think it's that ruddy Don Mackay from the Mirror!" / "But I'm telling you that it's nothing to do with me!" / "FBI, Mr President!" / "Hold on! ... the Blairs are a family!"Tom Johnston22 Feb 200165116.jpg 
03639[no caption]Stanley Franklin21 Jun 196303639.jpg 
101116[May, Gove's head and a Royal procession]Peter Brookes05 Jun 2014101116.jpg 
17570"Of course she bloody well said it - and I couldn't agree bloody more!!"Paul Rigby02 Apr 197017570.jpg 
65000"Now that's more like it!" / "The swine's jogging alongside until we run out of petrol!"Tom Johnston11 Sep 200065000.jpg 
65312"A return, please ... on my Railtrack shares!" / "Phew! ... thank God Edward never got the hang of sending email!" / "It's not a topless beach ... it's just Hague and Duncan Smith" / "Pick one's own vegetables!"Tom Johnston11 Oct 200165312.jpg 
65220"I'm sorry, Mr. Hague, but pleading and whimpering isn't working either!" / "Have you seen the new gun Camilla gave me?" / "Jenna? I hope you're not drinking beer in there!" / "And on top of everything else, I'm sick to death of being mistaken for Chris Evans and Billie Piper!"Tom Johnston04 Jun 200165220.jpg 
64798"It's lost all power and keeps pulling to the right!" / "Thank goodness no-one has ever bothered you, Fergie!" / "No... I don't think he's celebrating the 10p rise on his minimum wage!"Tom Johnston17 Feb 200064798.jpg 
65129"You never really know what's going on in a marriage, do you, darling?... Darling?" / "I've never seen men so keen to take the enemy lines!" / "Oh no! We're heading for the rocks!"Tom Johnston07 Feb 200165129.jpg 
65316"Good afternoon, your Royal Highness!" / "Oops! Sorry, darlin' ... I thought you was Rodney!" / "Do you think, perhaps, I wear too much jewellery, Victoria?" / "I only want a ticket!... I don't want to buy Railtrack!"Tom Johnston16 Oct 200165316.jpg 
65165"And he never even got to have tea with Mrs Thatcher!" / "Oh, come on... who's going to say that I'm only after you for your money?" / "I've welcomed Sophie back, but on one condition!"Tom Johnston03 Apr 200165165.jpg 
11507Kindness to foreigners weekStanley Franklin30 Jun 196711507.jpg 
SBD1620"Life chances? One's arse!! For you lot - more with less! For one's friends and femleh..."Steve Bell19 May 2016SBD1620.jpg 
22241First the GOOD news, ma'am - we ran second in the song contest ..."Paul Rigby27 Mar 197222241.jpg 
96524'That's disappointing. He didn't say anything about unzipping dresses'Mac [Stan McMurtry]18 May 201296524.jpg 
SCD0036No captionPeter Schrank03 Jun 2012SCD0036.jpg 
17626"Hell! Just remembered - I missed the Cup Final. / "Eyes up. This is a police raid." / "And the BBC dodging about with its radio programmes isn't helping..." / "Al set, dear. Sandwiches in the case and the Budget in my inside breast pocket..."David Langdon12 Apr 197017626.jpg 
CG/1/4/1/3/40/108Published caption: "I know Prince Philip and Princess Anne us words like that, but
you're not sending this!"
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)10 Apr 1986GAA404992.jpg 
CG/1/5/78Framed print of menu cover for a 1961 Saints and Sinners Club lunch in honour of the Duke of EdinburghGiles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)1961  
24723"Sure glad to hear Princess Anne got HER man, ma'am..." / "Right, school - let's bring the roof down!" / "Trouble with this show is, no love interest..." / "No need to blush. Whatchamacallems, as you call 'em, aren't on prescription yet."David Langdon01 Jul 197324723.jpg 
LA0087"We're hoping the novelty of his B.A. will wear off ..."David Langdon25 Jun 1970LA0087.jpg 
22042"No honestly, cross our hearts, we did NOT come away to avoid the power cuts." / "Trade
gone up with all the Nixon publicity?" / "Made a £20,000 offer for Pele, and their reply was a
Portuguese word I don't understand ..." / "Any answer from Sir Keith Joseph to your complaints
about cruel early-morning scrub-down?"
David Langdon20 Feb 197222042.jpg 
LA0108B"Must you keep re-showing your ofl fourth-round knock-down of Cassius Clay, Henry?" /
"Look, Andrew - I said a third child is unintentional, NOT unwanted ..." Looks like they prefer
four bob at the pictures, Doc ... "
David Langdon29 Oct 1970LA0108B.jpg 
100440"Do stop fussing and get on with it - we didn't have this opportunity 65 years ago"Mac [Stan McMurtry]26 Feb 2014100440.jpg 
67522No captionStanley Franklin19 Mar 199267522.jpg 
24579"Hello, Mark ... if I were you I'd announce the name of my best man before a certain someone gets any more bright ideas.."Bernard Cookson05 Jun 197324579.jpg 
67525"I was only joking. I'm not really getting married."Charles Griffin20 Mar 199267525.jpg 
24869'Sorry to keep you waiting Trudeau old chap, but honestly, the price of food back home...!'Mac [Stan McMurtry]01 Aug 197324869.jpg 
SBD0001[no caption]Steve Bell20 Aug 1996SBD0001.jpg 
67898[no caption]Steve Bell20 Nov 200367898.jpg 
PC0769'I can only hope that opinion poll on the Royals hasn't made Wills big-headed.'Charles Griffin07 Jan 1997PC0769.jpg 
23443"I'll give her Tally-bloody-ho!!"Paul Rigby21 Nov 197223443.jpg 
PC5304"Ah, well, fourth time lucky."Bill McArthur07 Jan 1999PC5304.jpg 
SB0069If... 5.Steve Bell[29 Jan 1982]SB0069.jpg 
95602No captionPaul Thomas21 Nov 201195602.jpg 
PTD0081"How about resurrecting your panto career?"Paul Thomas04 Dec 2013PTD0081.jpg 
67537"Whatever next?"Bill Caldwell20 Mar 199267537.jpg 
SB0072If... Steve Bell[03 Feb 1982]SB0072.jpg 
96021No captionScott [Clissold; Scott]26 Feb 201296021.jpg 
96503'It's the Prime Minister. To cut costs next year he wants me just to do it all on Facebook.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]10 May 201296503.jpg 
67727'Honestly, dear. I have no idea where your father is.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]22 Oct 200367727.jpg 
24487'Well all right, smart Alec - who else d'ye know with that many corgi dogs?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]18 May 197324487.jpg 
97069Queen stars in Bond pastichePaul Thomas30 Jul 201297069.jpg 
98883Sixtieth anniversary of Queen's coronation ...Paul Thomas27 May 201398883.jpg 
74665[no caption]Dix [Andrew Dixon]04 Nov 200674665.jpg 
95414No captionScott [Clissold; Scott]30 Oct 201195414.jpg 
98770'I'm sure that's Helen Mirren'Mac [Stan McMurtry]08 May 201398770.jpg 
95183Haldane's ViewDavid Haldane25 Sep 201195183.jpg 
98718"I realised we had plenty of spare rooms, Philip!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]21 Apr 201398718.jpg 
96218No captionScott [Clissold; Scott]15 Apr 201296218.jpg 
97651Kate's new 1970s hairdoPaul Thomas29 Nov 201297651.jpg 
95030[no caption]Paul Thomas01 Sep 201195030.jpg 
96228No captionPaul Thomas21 Mar 201296228.jpg 
97434'Lock the door after you. some b*****'s taken photographs of the visitors' loo!'Mac [Stan McMurtry]26 Oct 201297434.jpg 
96988No captionPeter Brookes05 Jun 201296988.jpg 
97064Keep up everyone!Scott [Clissold; Scott]29 Jul 201297064.jpg 
98118'I don't understand. Charles and Camilla said it was quite jolly.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]01 Feb 201398118.jpg 
97059No captionPaul Thomas27 Jul 201297059.jpg 
PTD0044Lady Rose to meet royalty in Christmas special...Paul Thomas11 Nov 2013PTD0044.jpg 
95739No captionPaul Thomas16 Jan 201295739.jpg 
95715No captionScott [Clissold; Scott]01 Jan 201295715.jpg 
ADD0182No captionAndy Davey01 Jun 2012ADD0182.jpg 
ADD0072No captionAndy Davey22 Nov 2011ADD0072.jpg 
95747Keep going, gal - it's a marathon not a sprint.Brighty [Steve Bright]03 Jan 201295747.jpg 
96201New Ascot dress code ...Paul Thomas12 Apr 201296201.jpg 
97084No captionScott [Clissold; Scott]19 Aug 201297084.jpg 
ADD0199No captionAndy Davey06 Jun 2012ADD0199.jpg 
67872No captionPaul Thomas13 Nov 200367872.jpg 
98155Helen Mirren plays the Queen again ... Paul Thomas06 Mar 201398155.jpg 
97010"Let's have a quiet moment at Balmoral and watch it on TV"David Haldane02 Jun 201297010.jpg 
97100Prince Philip on the mendPaul Thomas03 Sep 201297100.jpg 
SF0090[no caption]Stanley Franklin25 Feb 1975SF0090.jpg 
96672No captionScott [Clissold; Scott]10 Jun 201296672.jpg 
74299[no caption]Paul Thomas13 Nov 200374299.jpg 
27559'That's good - Harold has written sending his assurances that security at Westminster will be tightened up.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]24 Feb 197527559.jpg 
PTD0066Floods Close in on WindsorPaul Thomas12 Feb 2014PTD0066.jpg 
95981No captionPaul Thomas08 Feb 201295981.jpg 
38617Actually, Officah, now I come to think of it it did seem to be going rather fast for a horse ..Martin Rowson01 Oct 198738617.jpg 
96062'Right. I've decided. After the Jubilee and the Olympics we slow down a bit. What do you think, Philip?.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]07 Feb 201296062.jpg 
98810No, Ma'am - I can't get the Duke Nigel Farage's autograph ...Paul Thomas06 May 201398810.jpg 
ADD0404Oh no! Don't tell me - she's got father's ears and grandpa's nose!Andy Davey23 Jul 2013ADD0404.jpg 
SBD0258[no caption]Steve Bell15 May 1996SBD0258.jpg 
97314Queen's worry about preacher of hatePaul Thomas26 Sep 201297314.jpg 
RSN0818[No Caption] Ralph Steadman03 December 1971RSN0818.jpg 
51492[no caption]Dave Gaskill12 Aug 199951492.jpg 
96542[no caption]Paul Thomas22 May 201296542.jpg 
ADD0105No captionAndy Davey19 Jan 2012ADD0105.jpg 
96945Mind you, I'd draw the line at shaking hands with Bob DiamondKipper Williams29 Jun 201296945.jpg 
CLD0015Philip insists on personally beefing up security!Scott [Clissold; Scott]08 Sep 2013CLD0015.jpg 
96521Holiday exchange rates boost for BritonsPaul Thomas16 May 201296521.jpg 
96827'First visit and all she said was "move over".'Mac [Stan McMurtry]06 Jun 201296827.jpg 
95886Tubes flowing and in working orderBen Jennings28 Dec 201195886.jpg 
97516Shouldn't you wait until the end of wind farms is official Philip?Paul Thomas01 Nov 201297516.jpg 
96950Down the SwannyDave Brown02 Jun 201296950.jpg 
96861Cameron ally: Stop universal pensioner benefitsPaul Thomas11 Jul 201296861.jpg 
99559'Yes. We're sorry we missed it. Anyway that's fixed - a rematch, next week, Buckingham Palace lawn ... 'Mac [Stan McMurtry]09 Oct 201399559.jpg 
97066'I expect there'll be quite a rush to get the empty seats.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]31 Jul 201297066.jpg 
98018'Would you mind calling another Cabinet meeting? The Queen thinks it'll do wonders for my insomnia.'Mac [Stan McMurtry]19 Dec 201298018.jpg 
CLD0272"Who are you building that for?"Scott [Clissold; Scott]26 Jan 2014CLD0272.jpg 
PTD0317Driverless Cars to be Allowed on Public Roads...Paul Thomas31 Jul 2014PTD0317.jpg 
99028'Oh dear. A coup d'etat in Egypt. Whatever next?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]05 Jul 201399028.jpg 
PTD0026Philip! We were just meant to start the relay .... Paul Thomas10 Oct 2013PTD0026.jpg 
PTD0227Spain's King QuitsPaul Thomas03 Jun 2014PTD0227.jpg 
97884'Remind me again, dear. Is it knit one, purl one or knit two, purl four?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]05 Dec 201297884.jpg 
98001Queen visits CabinetPaul Thomas19 Dec 201298001.jpg 
98005Oops!Scott [Clissold; Scott]30 Dec 201298005.jpg 
98059Queen visits Bank of EnglandPaul Thomas14 Dec 201298059.jpg 
98559No, Philip - I don't care how many nice little bargain Greek villas you have your eye on ...Brighty [Steve Bright]01 Apr 201398559.jpg 
95674No captionMorten Morland29 Oct 201195674.jpg 
99036We'll have you up and complaining about being bored in no time .....Paul Thomas18 Jun 201399036.jpg 
PTD0193Generation of Men Still Living With Their ParentsPaul Thomas23 Jan 2014PTD0193.jpg 
PTD0006Any news on the baby and we'll all be in here, Garwood ...Paul Thomas16 Jul 2013PTD0006.jpg 
101653"I should think so too - purring indeed!"Mac [Stan McMurtry]25 Sep 2014  
20779"There! those will make you feel better till we get there."Paul Rigby20 Jul 197120779.jpg 
PTD0010Any theories about the baby's delay, Philip?Paul Thomas22 Jul 2013PTD0010.jpg 
99563'Apart from fish fingers and bacon butties, has one got any other delicacies in one's repertoire?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]01 Oct 201399563.jpg 
100577"Maybe you should spend a few days at Balmoral, dear"David Haldane22 Feb 2014100577.jpg 
PC2347"What do you mean, you've double-booked us with a lottery syndicate from Bolton?"Charles Griffin04 Aug 1997PC2347.jpg 
CLD0050Rock-a-bye, baby ....Scott [Clissold; Scott]28 Jul 2013CLD0050.jpg 
99233'Phillip, dear. That was a nuclear war speech I might have had to make way back in 1983'Mac [Stan McMurtry]02 Aug 2013 99233.jpg 
SBD1338My government will introduce measures to limit the supply of poo bagsSteve Bell05 Jun 2014SBD1338.jpg 
65168"Not very diplomatic ... using another spy plane!" / "You can ask Sophie what makes her think I'm still angry with her?" / "Let's hope they don't start a cull!"Tom Johnston06 Apr 200165168.jpg 
101659"Your job is to remove this disgusting bubble gum and if you see who's dropping it to give them a good whack with your mop"Mac [Stan McMurtry]03 Oct 2014101659.jpg 
100393"Ah. Here comes Benskin now - he's been walking the corgis."Mac [Stan McMurtry]11 Feb 2014100393.jpg 
PTD0157Kate Cowled out by Wills in N.Z.Paul Thomas15 Apr 2014PTD0157.jpg 
100829"Thank you for the brochures, Charles. But you know what you can do with you cosy, two-bedroomed retirement bungalow in Clacton"Mac [Stan McMurtry]03 Jun 2014100829.jpg 
100883"Thank you, Mr McGuinness. You must let us show you our Tower of London one day..."Mac [Stan McMurtry]25 Jun 2014100883.jpg 
CLD0241Wimbledon 2014 Wall ChartScott [Clissold; Scott]22 Jun 2014CLD0241.jpg 
CLD0298"One's certainly not purring anymore!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]28 Sep 2014CLD0298.jpg 
101765"I'm sorry her day was ruined...No I can't do it again..Please don't swear...Yes I know who you are...Oh really?...and the same to you Mr. Mellor!"Mac [Stan McMurtry]27 Nov 2014101765.jpg 
PTD0183"The Union? I'm more worried about Clarence House after Harry's 30th birthday party..."Paul Thomas19 Sep 2014PTD0183.jpg 
PTD0251Charles Does Mexican Folk Dance!Paul Thomas07 Nov 2014PTD0251.jpg 
19808"Of course there's a chance I might commit hara-bloody-kiri before they get here..."Paul Rigby25 Feb 197119808.jpg 
64833"Take me to Gene Vincent!" / "How's it goin', Sheila?" / "I'm on the frame!"Tom Johnston28 Mar 200064833.jpg 
PTD0289Queen Meets Chinese LeaderPaul Thomas18 Jun 2014PTD0289.jpg 
64835"Aw, look! ... he's making his first promises!" / "Look out! It's a genetically modified tomato!"Tom Johnston31 Mar 200064835.jpg 
65171"Mother says she has a nice surprise for us!" / "I wish we could take it back and change it for another shop!" / "Do you deliver?" / "I'm a Pearly Sheik!"Tom Johnston10 Apr 200165171.jpg 
PTD0208Clegg and Farage Debate EU on RadioPaul Thomas26 Mar 2014PTD0208.jpg 
SBD0399[no caption]Steve Bell16 Oct 1997SBD0399.jpg 
SBD0571Statement by the Artist Formerly Known as QueenSteve Bell25 Nov 1998SBD0571.jpg 
PC4537"Philip!...Are you putting your foot in it again?"Tom Johnston24 Sep 1998PC4537.jpg 
16635[no caption]Leslie Gibbard11 Nov 196916635.jpg 
SBD1511Magna Carta: Soft, Strong and Surprisingly LongSteve Bell16 Jun 2015SBD1511.jpg 
18872"But how can your Highness be sure the Foreign Legion doesn't feel the same way?"Paul Rigby29 Oct 197018872.jpg 
65202"He's escaped!" / "You had to go and ask for your bank statement!" / "What an insult!.... he thinks we won't have the common sense to notice he's that pathetic little Tory!"Tom Johnston08 May 200165202.jpg 
64920"How'd you like to win the next election?" / "Ruddy Mo Mowlam!" / "No wonder we're lost... you've been using the ruddy DNA map... typical women's genes!" / "I think I've found her a date for her big birthday bash!"Tom Johnston28 Jun 200064920.jpg 
64900"No, sorry lad.... we don't want to meet Camilla" / "What is it this time, Carla?" / "Hello! Greek Ambassador? You can't have the Elgin Marbles back, but your're welcome to another ancient Greek relic!" / "No!... you tell her they're just as good as Calvin Kleins!"Tom Johnston07 Jun 200064900.jpg 
NG4497[no caption]Nicholas Garland10 Mar 1966 - 31 Dec 1993NG4497.jpg 
PTD0201"The parachute? I'm hoping I might be jumping out of a plane again..."Paul Thomas24 Jul 2014PTD0201.jpg 
103125Remember don't say slitty eyes!Mac [Stan McMurtry]20 Oct 2015103125.jpg 
PC0785[no caption]Chris Riddell22 Dec 1996PC0785.jpg 
CLD0390Queen Dissolves ParliamentScott [Clissold; Scott]31 Mar 2015CLD0390.jpg 
CLD0567"Harry says he might pop by for a visit this weekend!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]11 Sep 2015CLD0567.jpg 
PTD0110Queen's Bull Wins Highland Cattle PrizePaul Thomas04 Oct 2013 PTD0110.jpg 
PC2452"Damn! Now we'll have to support that useless Tory lot."Charles Griffin29 Aug 1997PC2452.jpg 
PC4131"Whatever next?"Tom Johnston10 Aug 1998PC4131.jpg 
20396"A Royal shop-steward to see you, sir ..."Collie [Clive Collins]23 Mar 197120396.jpg 
51493The EntertainerRichard Willson12 Aug 199951493.jpg 
102810State Visit...Morten Morland24 Jun 2015102810.jpg 
CLD0437"P p p-pokerface...p p p-pokerface!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]10 Jun 2015CLD0437.jpg 
13619"Equal pay strike? Housewives go slow? Or Wimbledon? / "We don't all have to be controversial" / "Thank heavens for the go-slow - we were running out of excuses"Keith Waite24 Jun 196813619.jpg 
08628'Is this England?'Stanley Franklin25 Mar 196608628.jpg 
16266"Pity. We was going to do a knees-up if you'd won..." / "Would you mind sorting my Parliamentary letters from the offers of marriage... " / "Much rather she had a Mini as a runabout..." / "Blast Dior! Why is my old winter coat too long for me but okay for HER?"David Langdon14 Sep 196916266.jpg 
SBD0076[no caption]Steve Bell21 Nov 1997SBD0076.jpg 
ILW1347[Illingworth cartoon ILW 1347]Illingworth, Leslie Gilbert, 1902-197920 November 1947ILW1347.jpg 
CLD0234"Say cheese, everyone!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]21 Dec 2014CLD0234.jpg 
103331"Goodness gracious! All three of you speak English - how unusual in this country"Mac [Stan McMurtry]13 Nov 2015103331.jpg 
CLD0152Break-In at Buckingham PalaceScott [Clissold; Scott]08 Sep 2013CLD0152.jpg 
SBD1568"Our #LongTermEconomicPlan is clearly working George!"Steve Bell23 Oct 2015SBD1568.jpg 
65318"Don't fret, Mr Archer ... you are still the biggest liar in the land!" / "Jo Moore? ... Don't worry, love ... you can come and work for me anytime!" / "I think we've found a cameraman!"Tom Johnston18 Oct 200165318.jpg 
65184"I didn't steal them from the record shop ... Tony Blair gave me the CDs for being a good boy!" / "No mate... I'm selling tickets for the queue!" / "I thought you liked Trevor McDonald!" / "I'm not on the train!"Tom Johnston26 Apr 200165184.jpg 
16673Help the Royal Funds It can be revealed that the following ways of making more money for the Royal Family could well be put into action BEFORE the next election.Edward McLachlan16 Nov 196916673.jpg 
22499"Anyway, your French is a darn sight better than Ted Heath's ..."
"A fiver at 10-1 against any of 'em knocking up a century while I'm an umpire..."
"To any social security snooper I'm your Uncle Fred, okay?"
"Sure and we voted for Ireland joining EEC. And who else would dig the Channel Tunnel?"
David Langdon14 May 197222499.jpg 
MW0843No captionEmmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]28 Feb 1961MW0843.jpg 
PTD0306The Queen Visits Crumlin Road Jail...Paul Thomas25 Jun 2014PTD0306.jpg 
PTD0078"Welcome to Buckingham Palace, Frau Merkel..."Paul Thomas28 Feb 2014PTD0078.jpg 
PTD0187Kate and Wills Visit Sydney ZooPaul Thomas21 Apr 2014PTD0187.jpg 
CLD0421Royal Baby LatestScott [Clissold; Scott]01 May 2015CLD0421.jpg 
PTD0254Scottish Referendum 'Too Close to Call'Paul Thomas08 Sep 2014PTD0254.jpg 
CLD0470"...And FIFA needs a bloody good clear out!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]28 May 2015CLD0470.jpg 
36517[no caption]Trog [Wally Fawkes]11 Jan 198736517.jpg 
NG5575The British Character - A tendency to think things not so good as they used to be.Nicholas Garland16 Oct 1994NG5575.jpg 
97102'Oi! I hope you royals aren't going to make a habit of this. I've just washed that bit!'Mac [Stan McMurtry]04 Sep 201297102.jpg 
64856"But, darling ... what possible reason could you have to think that I'm involved with the milkman?"Tom Johnston19 Apr 200064856.jpg 
100113"At this point I must remind visitors, no photography in the royal bathrooms."Mac [Stan McMurtry]29 Jan 2014100113.jpg 
102693Queen's Speech...Peter Brookes08 May 2015102693.jpg 
MRD0642All pomped up!Martin Rowson27 May 2015MRD0642.jpg 
SBD1544"Wooo Wooo Wooo Wooo Stayin' Alive! Stayin Alive!!"Steve Bell10 Sep 2015SBD1544.jpg 
CLD0588"I've got everyone a t-shirt for Christmas!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]20 Dec 2015CLD0588.jpg 
23310"You've no idea of the amount of name-dropping I had to do to get even this one candle!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]25 Oct 197223310.jpg 
45671"... and you really think this will do wonders for our public relations?"Tom Johnston05 Jan 199345671.jpg 
64634[no caption]Bill Caldwell28 Apr 200364634.jpg 
103168"We are not amused..."Peter Brookes08 Sep 2015103168.jpg 
99047Are you a waiter?Paul Wood30 Jun 201399047.jpg 
17436"Thank heavens! For a moment I thought it was going to be another gift!"Bernard Cookson09 Mar 197017436.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/1703Published caption: "It'll take more than a bloody credit squeeze to keep me from my
polo."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)30 Aug 1966GA2371.jpg 
19078"For the last time - I did not imply that you bore more people than I do."Keith Waite25 Nov 197019078.jpg 
19182"No, no your 'ighness - upstairs, second on the left for the bloody bathroom."Paul Rigby10 Dec 197019182.jpg 
20505"Philip! It isn't Tiny's fault everybody is printing books about your first half hundred."Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)10 Jun 197120505.jpg 
61698[no caption]Steve Bell19 Jun 200261698.jpg 
21318"As well as being highly entertaining for the Emperor, it will give you chaps a chance to work off any personal animosity"Bernard Cookson04 Oct 197121318.jpg 
CG/2/5/1031"Now you've taken up art, Charles, please pay special attention to the signature and avoid
the same confusion as Constable and his son."
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)08 Oct 1978GAP1035.jpg 
64959"Just the excuse to double the TV licence!" / "Just off to Great Yarmouth for a spot of fish shooting!" / "The station you want a ticket for is the nearest station you can buy a ticket!"Tom Johnston08 Aug 200064959.jpg 
66059[no caption]Bill Caldwell25 Jun 200366059.jpg 
LA0186A"I'll be able to shoot a hell of a line on young Charles next leave..."David Langdon06 Jan 1972LA0186A.jpg 
19010"Look Philip - I think they like us"Bill Caldwell23 Oct 199219010.jpg 
LSE5720Old Low's Almanack. Prophecies for 1958.David Low (1891-1963)06 Dec 1957LSE5720.jpg 
59517"Ere, look! The Queen's visiting that soap opera set!"Patrick Blower29 Nov 200159517.jpg 
MW2813"Good! Now at least we'll be able to afford a turkey for Christmas!"Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]03 Dec 1971MW2813.jpg 
NG5507[no caption]Nicholas Garland23 Jun 1994NG5507.jpg 
PC1552[no caption]Dave Gaskill29 Apr 1997PC1552.jpg 
13053"Information has been received that you are not in possession of a current breathing licence."Jak [Raymond Jackson]22 Mar 196813053.jpg 
PC2914"Look, it's probably a bit late, but nip out and buy a bunch of flowers and a 50th anniversary card for me, will you?"Mac [Stan McMurtry]20 Nov 1997PC2914.jpg 
64861"Hello! BT complaints?... that long phone number you gave me is also the formula for time-travel!" / Philip!" / Today we aree targeting the Pokemon thieves!"Tom Johnston25 Apr 200064861.jpg 
PC3309"Perfect! Fergie could have a small apartment in the Dreamscape section."Bernard Cookson26 Feb 1998PC3309.jpg 
25048"So now she will be taken back to Britain and shot, nyet?"Sidney William Martin09 Sep 197325048.jpg 
21574"Those chaps who are duelling over you - can they keep you in the manner to which you will become accustomed?"Paul Rigby05 Dec 197121574.jpg 
65329"That's not really the effect whalenets are supposed to have!" / "Though her divorce rid her of one unsightly little bump!" / "Still no sign of one to take us home!"Tom Johnston30 Nov 200165329.jpg 
64250[no caption]NB [Neil Bennett]15 Mar 200364250.jpg 
18430"I could get Annigoni to paint the other half!'Trog [Wally Fawkes]22 Aug 197018430.jpg 
12252'You forgot your sandwiches again, Philip'Stanley Franklin03 Nov 196712252.jpg 
MW0510A"We're just a bunch of cissies!"Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]02 Jul 1959MW0510A.jpg 
NG0702"Nothing vulgar about that - the fellow deserves a rise!"Nicholas Garland23 Jun 1971NG0702.jpg 
PC0784[no caption]Peter Schrank22 Dec 1996PC0784.jpg 
65254"The best thing about going to Amsterdam is not having to pay for the return flight!" / "Tell Blunkett to forget about electronic tags on delinquents.... I want them on Labour back benchers!"Tom Johnston18 Jul 200165254.jpg 
PC4647"My next guest is Andrew, whose incredibly rich mother refuses to help his beautiful but impoverished ex-wife and two hungry children to move into their new home..."Mac [Stan McMurtry]06 Oct 1998PC4647.jpg 
PC3410"Nip upstairs and tell Charles and Camilla to stop whatever they're doing immediately."Mac [Stan McMurtry]05 Mar 1998PC3410.jpg 
21791'OK, so you flew Concorde at twice the speed of sound. It still doesn't make you Sports Personality of the YearEmmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]14 Jan 197221791.jpg 
65307"Aw, no! ... somebody has sent it a credit card application!" / "There she goes, the new face of Estee lauder!" / "I knew it would open the floodgate for other telly stars to become judges!"Tom Johnston05 Oct 200165307.jpg 
01074Prince Philip - Top of the Royal PopsRalph Sallon22 May 196201074.jpg 
65383"No, Tony!" / "And I'm telling you that this alpine weather has nothing to do with the euro!" / "What next... knight fever?"Tom Johnston01 Jan 200265383.jpg 
MW0980Local Hope - Jolly Joe by Good Egg out of Orpington One to follow - Royal Repartee by Bloody Awful out of Royal Patronage. Long Shot - Happy Chancellor by Give Away Budget out of Capital Gains Tax. Rank Outsider - General Debilite by O.A.S. out of StupidityEmmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]27 Mar 1962MW0980.jpg 
ILW3525Published caption: Prince Philip talkingIllingworth, Leslie Gilbert, 1902-197916 June 1962ILW3525.jpg 
18893"Must you keep re-showing your ofl fourth-round knock-down of Cassius Clay, Henry?" /
"Look, Andrew - I said a third child is unintentional, NOT unwanted ..." Looks like they prefer
four bob at the pictures, Doc ... "
David Langdon29 Oct 197018893.jpg 
MA0002"I don't care what you ate during the war Perkins. The Emperor will have venison like the rest of us."Mac [Stan McMurtry]05 Oct 1971MA0002.jpg 
16629'At least it's free'Illingworth, Leslie Gilbert, 1902-197910 Nov 196916629.jpg 
95148No Charles it's not the WWE it's the World Wildlife FundGary Barker09 Sep 201195148.jpg 
95706Holiday's over ...Gary Barker28 Dec 201195706.jpg 
67753No captionPaul Thomas28 Oct 200367753.jpg 
22730"It's trouble, sir - some of them are getting the impression that you don't like them."Paul Rigby23 Jun 197222730.jpg 
38437'Yes, it's princess Michael showing off again!'Stanley Franklin06 Nov 198638437.jpg 
98771'Do I detect a tiny hint of protest planned for tomorrow's speech, dear?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]07 May 201398771.jpg 
CLD0063Rainstorms to last until SpringScott [Clissold; Scott]02 Feb 2014CLD0063.jpg 
96393Queen visits royal bargePaul Thomas26 Apr 201296393.jpg 
100448"Before you hand out the biscuits, are we absolutely sure they are Charles and Camilla?"Mac [Stan McMurtry]03 Apr 2014100448.jpg 
96388No captionScott [Clissold; Scott]29 Apr 201296388.jpg 
96068No captionPaul Thomas06 Feb 201296068.jpg 
101709"Helen Mirren has got a chill. Are you free for a photo shoot session tomorrow?"Mac [Stan McMurtry]28 Oct 2014101709.jpg 
96151No captionSteve Bell17 Jan 201296151.jpg 
96846No captionScott [Clissold; Scott]24 Jun 201296846.jpg 
SBD0024[no caption]Steve Bell20 Dec 1996SBD0024.jpg 
ADD0239No captionAndy Davey23 Aug 2012ADD0239.jpg 
97123'But what's upset you, Grandma? Was it something I've said?'Mac [Stan McMurtry]23 Aug 201297123.jpg 
SBD0976No captionSteve Bell17 Jan 2012SBD0976.jpg 
SCD0109A bedroom tax?Peter Schrank31 Mar 2013SCD0109.jpg 
PTD0022Queen's bull wins highland cattle prize ...Paul Thomas04 Oct 2013PTD0022.jpg 
21247"What! No tripe and onions, Shah?"Paul Rigby17 Oct 197121247.jpg 
16631"Oh, for heaven's sake Harold - they haven't moved out yet!"Mac [Stan McMurtry]10 Nov 196916631.jpg 
PTD0136"Philip! We were just meant to start the realy..."Paul Thomas10 Oct 2013PTD0136.jpg 
CLD0417"Permission to land, Ma'am?"Scott [Clissold; Scott]26 Apr 2015CLD0417.jpg 
65270"No, love... it's not the Spice Girls' story!" / "What are we celebrating... your mother's 101st birthday or Big Brother Helen finally bonking Paul?" / "Yes, well we already lost one lot of ashes!" / "Blimey! Has Bruno gone back into boxing or has the wife got hold of him?"Tom Johnston06 Aug 200165270.jpg 
23339"As My Country seems to be in the hands of Mr. Scanlon, I might as well CLOSE down My Parliament, My Government and My Opposition"Michael Cummings01 Nov 197223339.jpg 
65164"April fool! ... May fool! ... June fool!..." / "Slob out!" / "And he'll probably try to charge us £17,000 to be at the dinner" / "Actually, I'm beginning to warm to Sophie!"Tom Johnston02 Apr 200165164.jpg 
LA0108A"Must you keep re-showing your ofl fourth-round knock-down of Cassius Clay, Henry?" / "Look, Andrew - I said a third child is unintentional, NOT unwanted ..." Looks like they prefer four bob at the pictures, Doc ... "David Langdon29 Oct 1970LA0108A.jpg 
RS0277[Up the Mall: An everyday story of royal folk]Ralph Steadman[1968]RS0277.jpg 
96870Queen & royals cost us 52p eachPaul Thomas03 Jul 201296870.jpg 
PTD0073Curling Fever Sweeps Britain...Paul Thomas21 Feb 2014PTD0073.jpg 
23335"Now, straight round to No. 10 - I've heard they've had a frightfully good comedy show running there for the past two weeks!"Bernard Cookson31 Oct 197223335.jpg 
BJD0003Liz I wish you'd have that bloody thing put down!Ben Jennings02 Jun 2012BJD0003.jpg 
45786"Only one to go, then we can move to a smaller house!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]19 Mar 198645786.jpg 
CLD0696"Blah! Blah! Blah! It's the usual rubbish, they'll NEVER get that through, or that...ha! or THAT! Oops sorry...are we live?!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]19 May 2016CLD0696.jpg 
CLD0690Celebrity Threesome Couple Injunction LatestScott [Clissold; Scott]19 Apr 2016CLD0690.jpg 
96539"Hello, Camilla .... I know it's enough to drive on to ... well, obviously not cocaine ...."Bernard Cookson17 May 199996539.jpg 
CLD0742"How many days until dry January's over?"Scott [Clissold; Scott]24 Jan 2016CLD0742.jpg 
CLD0796Team GB - More Golden Glory!Scott [Clissold; Scott]16 Aug 2016CLD0796.jpg 
24659"But we have to get a crew for Britannia somewhere, don't we dear?"Paul Rigby19 Jun 197324659.jpg 
23442"All right. Here's another clue to help you remember."Bernard Cookson20 Nov 197223442.jpg 
16633"Nothing gets on my nerves more than a bailiff whistling Elgar's 'Pomp and Circumstance.'"Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)11 Nov 196916633.jpg 
21246[no caption]Trog [Wally Fawkes]17 Oct 197121246.jpg 
64874"I knew it! .... ruddy Neil Morrissey!" / "I'm afraid that newspaper headline has nothing to do with your dog!" / "We're now called 'New improved with a hint of springtime freshness Labour!" / "Philip!"Tom Johnston10 May 200064874.jpg 
WF0345It does make one more hopeful about a Middle East solution.Trog [Wally Fawkes]11 Jun 1967WF0345.jpg 
PC2691"Won't keep you long. She's determined not to waste that speech which was cancelled in Madras."Mac [Stan McMurtry]20 Oct 1997PC2691.jpg 
PC3388"We have decided that you needn't do that anymore, dear."Bernard Cookson09 Mar 1998PC3388.jpg 
PC5675"How was I to know it was Charles?"Tom Johnston03 Mar 1999PC5675.jpg 
66958Pet etiquettePeter Brookes27 Sep 200366958.jpg 
PC5412"Philip stop teasing the boy!"Tom Johnston20 Jan 1999PC5412.jpg 
PC5614"Do close the door, Philip dear. It's chilly in here."Mac [Stan McMurtry]23 Feb 1999PC5614.jpg 
PC6142"On balance, I think I prefer Diana's card to Fergie's."Charles GriffinDec 1996PC6142.jpg 
07355Off with his cuffs!Stanley Franklin07 Jul 196507355.jpg 
65298"We just thought that if you're looking for any scabs... " / "By any chance are you chewing gum, Victoria?" / "You're on my train!" / "I've been bitten by a Doug!"Tom Johnston26 Sep 200165298.jpg 
04242'That does it - put the rest down for Eton!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]24 Sep 196304242.jpg 
23272"Philip are you sure the only way to see Tito is still by rubber dinghy or parachute?"Jak [Raymond Jackson]17 Oct 197223272.jpg 
36557"Just remind her whose balcony this is, Andrew"Bernard Cookson23 Apr 198636557.jpg 
MW2761[no caption]Emmwood [John Musgrave-Wood]07 Jun 1971MW2761.jpg 
WF0007[no caption]Trog [Wally Fawkes]12 Jun 1977WF0007.jpg 
PC1723"I approve of most of it, Mr. Blair. But I think we'll continue to call it The Queen's Speech."Mac [Stan McMurtry]09 May 1997PC1723.jpg 
PC3710"Thanks for the advice, Philip. But I'll just be giving the Emperor the usual light tap on the shoulder."Mac [Stan McMurtry]14 May 1998PC3710.jpg 
PC3225[no caption]Martin Rowson18 Oct 1994PC3225.jpg 
PC3036"We thought something like this might go down rather well."Bernard Cookson22 Dec 1997PC3036.jpg 
PC2693"Prince Philip's in a rotten mood since they got back. All I said was,'Cook wants to see you, sir."Charles Griffin20 Oct 1997PC2693.jpg 
PC4202[no caption]Dave Gaskill06 Aug 1998PC4202.jpg 
PC4992[no caption]Dave Gaskill20 Nov 1998PC4992.jpg 
PC5097"JUST A NOTE TO THE STAFF AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE HOPING THEY'RE ALL WELL."Charles Griffin05 Dec 1998PC5097.jpg 
65213"Oh no.... hold on.... it's a story about Man Utd. football club!" / "We'll be able to afford eggs to throw at politicians!" / "Mum? ... what's a Spice Girl?"Tom Johnston21 May 200165213.jpg 
64827"You know very well how peace is pronounced, Philip!" / "We need buyers... not Byers!" / "You've got a bootleg smoker's cough!" / "That's nothing... we've made the biggest iceburg lettuce!"Tom Johnston24 Mar 200064827.jpg 
PC0698"No need to worry, Sophie, it's just a formality: You know what lawyers are like."Charles Griffin10 Dec 1996PC0698.jpg 
PC2915"Great time, Liz and Phil. Don't forget. For next year's people's banquet it's everyone round to our place."Mac [Stan McMurtry]21 Nov 1997PC2915.jpg 
PC5757"Will someone pull this ruddy woman off me!"Tom Johnston12 Mar 1999PC5757.jpg 
PC4092"It seemed the ideal birthday present. The Blairs are using the jet and we've got to get to Balmoral somehow."Mac [Stan McMurtry]04 Aug 1998PC4092.jpg 
NG5602[no caption]Nicholas Garland23 Oct 1994NG5602.jpg 
22505"A change from the usual military guard of honour, non?"Bernard Cookson15 May 197222505.jpg 
21315"I don't care what you ate during the war Perkins. The Emperor will have venison like
the rest of us."
Mac [Stan McMurtry]05 Oct 197121315.jpg 
07354"Maybe we should give George the M.B.E. for his services to entertainment!"Michael Cummings07 Jul 196507354.jpg 
WF0627[no caption]Trog [Wally Fawkes]11 Jan 1987WF0627.jpg 
SBD1192Ma'am - in our hearts you are our one true Social Mobility TsarSteve Bell05 Jun 2013SBD1192.jpg 
99861"Wave, dear. It's Kate having another Marilyn moment"Mac [Stan McMurtry]22 Nov 201399861.jpg 
14212"Who won the American Election, bach? Too busy with our Sunday opening vote ..." / "NOW she tells me she loves me ..." / "Cor! There's Gramp with his gold, silver and bronze..." / "If it makes you feel any better, dear, there's been snow in Scotland, and rain, fog and frost elsewhere ..."David Langdon10 Nov 196814212.jpg 
64901"I don't know how to break it to her that her wendy house is now only worth £250,000!" / "Who let Norman Wisdom into the palace?" / "The royal food war has escalated!"Tom Johnston08 Jun 200064901.jpg 
65353"Oh my God! ... I must rush and apologise to Her Majesty for this Full Monty spectacle!... / "I see you now want to be the nation's best friend!" /"Trouble is, nobody has been brave enough to come in and ask for them!"Tom Johnston28 Nov 200165353.jpg 
AH0292[No caption]Arthur Horner19 Jun 1970AH0292.jpg 
SBD1055[Naked royalty]Steve Bell19 Sep 2012SBD1055.jpg 
07127"We're waiting for Penny Blacks." / "Got to expect the odd disappointed football fan I suppose."Keith Waite21 May 196507127.jpg 
61008[no caption]Dave Gaskill30 Apr 200261008.jpg 
20936'There must've been a terrible mistake, ma'am - this cake should've gone to the East Hackney working men's club!'Mac [Stan McMurtry]16 Aug 197120936.jpg 
22523"Ah! That looks like Charles now..."Bernard Cookson17 May 197222523.jpg 
64834"You hit it too hard with the champagne bottle!" / "We're only hanging on to see if Tony Blair ever fulfils his promises!" / "Thank God!... we were his lunch!"Tom Johnston30 Mar 200064834.jpg 
63254[no caption]Paul Thomas05 Nov 200263254.jpg 
26283My Nightmare DerbyArthur Horner30 May 197426283.jpg 
27486'Economies! Economies Why can't you become head of something like Margaret Thatcher and Lady Plowden have?' / 'Yes, beanz meanz Heinz - but you know that bean is the name of several leguminous plants? The broad bean (vicia faba) and the haricot bean (phaseolus vulgaris), commonly known as...' / '... and I must warn you that anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you...'Mac [Stan McMurtry]08 Feb 197527486.jpg 
45666"Well, come on you bungling fools! What's your explanation this time?"Charles Griffin09 Apr 199345666.jpg 
64713[no caption]Dave Gaskill02 Sep 199964713.jpg 
58800[no caption]Nicola Jennings17 Aug 200158800.jpg 
SF0111"Ding, dong! The bells are going to chime"Stanley Franklin[29 Jul 1981]SF0111.jpg 
16641"Is there any truth, Your Highness, in the rumour that you are going to build a mini-palace with all the bricks you've dropped?"Michael Cummings12 Nov 196916641.jpg 
11389It does make one more hopeful about a Middle East solution.Trog [Wally Fawkes]11 Jun 196711389.jpg 
17764"If we're going to keep this informality thing going, you'd better slip into your b_____ bikini!"Paul Rigby06 May 197017764.jpg 
30430The Royal CircusTrog [Wally Fawkes]06 Feb 197730430.jpg 
64954"What do you mean you've run out of petrol due to your heroic stand against Gordon Brown?" / "Please don't let there be a Prince Philip of Sex!"Tom Johnston02 Aug 200064954.jpg 
64872"Take me to your Mayor!" / "We're saved! It's an Oasis!" / "Well, you've already got the hair for it!" / "I had to sign the Official Secrets Act first!"Tom Johnston08 May 200064872.jpg 
65396On Harry and cannabis / "His Royal Highness!" / "And who was it who encouraged his interest in plants?" / "Don't shoot!" / "Look out! Here comes Charles!"Tom Johnston14 Jan 200265396.jpg 
PC5308[no caption]Paul Thomas07 Jan 1999PC5308.jpg 
PC4382"Some good news at last, dear - Rupert Murdoch wants you to play for Manchester United."Mac [Stan McMurtry]08 Sep 1998PC4382.jpg 
PC5268[no caption]Dave Gaskill08 Jan 1999PC5268.jpg 
11534"We could open up with you showing the viewers your polo bruises!"Bernard Cookson01 Jul 197011534.jpg 
20599"All right, All right! New Zealand OUI - but Phil the Farmer NON!"Paul Rigby23 Jun 197120599.jpg 
64953"I'd much rather his first words were mama and dada" / "What exactly are you burning for fuel?" / "It's a guardskin hat"Tom Johnston01 Aug 200064953.jpg 
65170"I said he's in line to the throne ... not there's a line by the phone!" / "Careful!... It could be one of those fake British royals!" / "3 ducks, a brace of pheasant and a fake Arab sheik!" / "Yes, but the damage Harry did when he put his foot in it will mend!"Tom Johnston09 Apr 200165170.jpg 
64937"I can't find my ruddy memo that admits I'm a dodgy, pathetic creep!" / "... and if I were you, I wouldn't go anywhere near the Diana fountain!" / "It refers to how I like my eggs and tea of a morning!" / "Sorry but I can't serve you , Mr Best!"Tom Johnston18 Jul 200064937.jpg 
65408In my country we do spear people .. but the little squirts still keep walking around!Gerald Scarfe03 Mar 2002 
PC0636"Don't be scared Pamela. Now's a good time to meet mummy while she's happy."Charles Griffin21 Nov 1996PC0636.jpg 
14908"Anne, come and say hello to the President!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]26 Feb 196914908.jpg 
PC3223"That's funny, Philip, I thought I had a few bob left in this bank!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]27 Feb 1995PC3223.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/3475[published caption:] "We suggest we avoid jokes about him qualifying for cheap bus fares
and half price at the cinema now he's 65"
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)10 Jun 1986GA4936.jpg 
GAN/1902Published caption: "Nothing gets on my nerves more than a bailiff whistling Elgar's
'Pomp and Circumstance.'"
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)11 Nov 1969GAN1969.jpg 
WF0006The Royal CircusTrog [Wally Fawkes]06 Feb 1977WF0006.jpg 
64802"We was Dobbed!" / "Isn't that the chap you sent to investigate Sellafield?" / "It's a fine Kettley of fish!" / "I know I can't see them ... I can hear Fergie!"Tom Johnston21 Feb 200064802.jpg 
CG/1/1/1/1954Published caption: "Nothing gets on my nerves more than a bailiff whistling Elgar's
'Pomp and Circumstance.'"
Giles; Ronald Carl (1916-1995)11 Nov 1969GA2747.jpg 
65317"It's a good time to try and convince the public that I'm genuinely sorry!" / "Does he bite?" / "Now you've really made them over-react, Philip!" / "Remember the rules of diplomacy ... Yasser, no sir, three bags full sir...!"Tom Johnston17 Oct 200165317.jpg 
20388"I appreciate all that, Ted, but there's a small community closer to home could do with a contribution, too!"Bernard Cookson21 May 197120388.jpg 
67920[no caption]Steve Bell27 Nov 200367920.jpg 
RSN0569[No Caption] Ralph Steadman15 December 1967RSN0569.jpg 
ADD0203No captionAndy Davey13 Jun 2012ADD0203.jpg 
ADD0250No captionAndy Davey26 Sep 2012ADD0250.jpg 
21152"Ma'am, when the kitchen heard you were expecting a marine biologist to dinner..."Paul Rigby30 Sep 197121152.jpg 
NG5094[no caption]Nicholas Garland1992NG5094.jpg 
21311"It's a transistorised version of something we copied from the Arabian Nights!"Jak [Raymond Jackson]06 Oct 197121311.jpg 
64869"Will you stop putting up a system of look-outs for Fergie!" / "Shall I tell them it was you who decided to dump Charlie Lawson?" / "Was it such a good idea to use Harry Enfield as a character witness?" / "I told you we'd regret voting for Ken!"Tom Johnston05 May 200064869.jpg 
65020"What plot against Mandelson?" / "You thought you'd never see the bags from under your eyes again ... but no!.. because tonight, Michael Aspel...." / "Just don't go asking if it was built by Indians!" / "The Holy Grail, Lord Lucan and Shergar for Mr Paxman!"Tom Johnston18 Oct 200065020.jpg 
65173"Let's try again... S...o... double r...y!" / "Blimey what next?" / "You were right. You do make love like a super-fit sports champion!" / "What no Pride of Britain Awards!"Tom Johnston12 Apr 200165173.jpg 
65337"You should get yourself a stealth Harley!" / "I tell you that I won't give permission for a movie about my life ... unless I'm played by Brad Pitt!" / "I asked you to be truthful ... I didn't ask you to be Frank!" / "Do you think Blair will be making any more changes to hereditary laws?"Tom Johnston08 Nov 200165337.jpg 
NG4982Endangered species?Nicholas Garland06 Jun 1992NG4982.jpg 
65090"Two elephants, two giraffes, two Hinduja brothers?" / "That's right, Mr Mandelson... I'm offering you £5 million to write your memoirs before the next election!" / "I wondered where I lost that!" / "I wish Zara and her boyfriend would shut up out there!... I can't hear the swearing and violence on the telly!"Tom Johnston30 Jan 200165090.jpg 
14255[no caption]Michael Cummings18 Nov 196814255.jpg 
DL1158Low's topical budgetDavid Low (1891-1963)09 Jan 1937DL1158.jpg 
LSE0706Low's topical budgetDavid Low (1891-1963)09 Jan 1937LSE0706.jpg 
104325Birthday Boy...Peter Brookes02 Jun 2016104325.jpg 
104118"It's crunch day, Philip. The nation decides who's in charge - me or Mrs Merkel."Mac [Stan McMurtry]23 Jun 2016104118.jpg 
103880"So many bare chested hunks on TV nowadays - shame Nigel Farage never takes his shirt off"Mac [Stan McMurtry]10 Mar 2016103880.jpg 
CLD0860"I hear you need some new Bake Off presenters?!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]18 Sep 2016CLD0860.jpg 
CLD0861"Come on! Put one's back into it!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]20 Nov 2016CLD0861.jpg 
11784"I reckon it had to come!"David Myers08 Aug 196711784.jpg 
CU1007"Maybe we should give George the M.B.E. for his services to entertainment!"Michael Cummings07 Jul 1965CU1007.jpg 
21361"In the next Queen's speech, Her Majesty will announce that she will move from Buckingham Palace to the Palace of Versailles and will revert to the name of 'House of Hanover'..."Michael Cummings03 Nov 197121361.jpg 
MC1005"#20 a week average wage! Cumming's previews Macmillan's 'never-had-it-so-lush' day"Michael Cummings16 Oct 1961MC1005.jpg 
MC0891"Cummings' New Year's Eve Fancy Dress Party"Michael Cummings31 Dec 1960MC0891.jpg 
BJD0379"You got some ID, love?"Ben Jennings28 Dec 2016BJD0379.jpg 
CLD0903Prince Philip Retires From Royal DutiesScott [Clissold; Scott]05 May 2017CLD0903.jpg 
MRD1028They can't even make the trains run on time...Martin Rowson13 Jun 2017MRD1028.jpg 
CLD0914"Don't get too comfy - there's a sink full of dishes that need washing!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]07 May 2017CLD0914.jpg 
CLD0942"If it shuts up Andrew's moaning, Philip...!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]12 Feb 2017CLD0942.jpg 
CLD0945"Trump says we'll now have enough time to paint Buckingham Palace gold!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]12 Jul 2017CLD0945.jpg 
CLD0973"Tell her if it says 'strong and stable' anywhere I'm not reading it!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]16 Jun 2017CLD0973.jpg 
CLD1001"If you lot think I'm wearing a crown and frock in this weather..."Scott [Clissold; Scott]21 Jun 2017CLD1001.jpg 
CLD1030"Tony Blair will be warning us we're 45 minutes from disaster next!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]26 Apr 2017CLD1030.jpg 
CLD1031"Shiny gold, huge egos, drama queens...when is Trump's state visit again?"Scott [Clissold; Scott]26 Feb 2017CLD1031.jpg 
51494My goodness, it's gone as dark as ...Matt [Pritchett; Matthew]12 Aug 199951494.jpg 
105642"It's a 'period of transition'"Bob Moran30 Jul 2017105642.jpg 
104873"D'you like party games?"Peter Brookes23 Dec 2016104873.jpg 
105611"Who's the couple with the Beckhams?"Michael Heath16 Jul 2017105611.jpg 
CLD1090Break-in at Prince George's SchoolScott [Clissold; Scott]14 Sep 2017CLD1090.jpg 
CLD1111Wills & Kate Expecting Baby No. 3!Scott [Clissold; Scott]05 Sep 2017CLD1111.jpg 
CLD1137Queen's Bra Maker Dropped After Royal BoastsScott [Clissold; Scott]11 Jan 2018CLD1137.jpg 
CLD1172Another Royal Wedding!Scott [Clissold; Scott]23 Jan 2018CLD1172.jpg 
CLD1182William is Harry's Best ManScott [Clissold; Scott]27 Apr 2018CLD1182.jpg 
105730"Of course, Kate. Now that he's retired completely I'm sure he'd love to babysit a few days a week. I'll ask him."Mac [Stan McMurtry]03 Aug 2017105730.jpg 
106363"Oh look, the flag's flying. That means she's in"Bob Moran25 Jan 2018106363.jpg 
106027"MARKLE, Philip, dear. MEGHAN MARKLE! Harry's not marrying Angela Merkel!"Mac [Stan McMurtry]28 Nov 2017106027.jpg 
106029"Well now. Following the visit from Prince Harry's fiancee...You're fired, you're fired, you can stay, you're fired, you're fired..."Mac [Stan McMurtry]29 Nov 2017106029.jpg 
CLD1197Prince Harry Hits the GymScott [Clissold; Scott]01 May 2018CLD1197.jpg 
CLD1234"Is that for their lot or our lot?!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]16 May 2018CLD1234.jpg 
CLD1238Royal Wedding LatestScott [Clissold; Scott]17 May 2018CLD1238.jpg 
CLD1240"No pressure, Mr Southgate!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]18 Jun 2018CLD1240.jpg 
CLD1247"Keep watching, Philip - I'm worried Meghan Markle's family might show up!!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]22 Aug 2018CLD1247.jpg 
CLD1251"One's really getting into it now, Philip!"Scott [Clissold; Scott]24 Jun 2018CLD1251.jpg 
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