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Artist or CreatorPeter Brookes
Title or CaptionTory Seal Colony
Extent1 item
Published byThe Times
Date09 Dec 2000
FormatPhotocopy
Embedded text or transcriptEndangered species, washed up and on the rocks.
The cull
Tribal pedigree is controlled by clubbing the weak & wayward viz. Portillo recidivas
Elephant Seal & Pups (Europa federalis) Moody, irritable. Too long in the tooth.
Performing Seal (Hagueis ridiculus) Entertaining comic turn.
Grey Seal (Major extinctus) Blubbers
McKay's Seal (Ulsterus absentus) Dozy. Rarely sighted.
Cow (Annus horribilis) Noisy & aggressive. Not one for the bulls.
Bull (Shagga norris) Prodigious breeder with an eye for the cows.
Santiago Seal (Pinochet apologista) Swims in putrid, murky seas.
Barking Seal (Maddas hattus) A very odd fish indeed.
Person DepictedThatcher; Margaret (1925-2013)
Heath; Edward (1916-2005)
Hague; William
Major; John (1943-)
Portillo; Michael (1953-)
MacKay; Andrew
Clarke; Kenneth (1940-)
Heseltine; Michael (1933-)
Patten; Chris
Widdecombe; Ann (1947-)
Norris; David
Lamont; Norman
Redwood; John
NotesNews: 9 Dec: Norman Lamont has accepted a Star of Merit from the Augusto Pinochet Foundation in Chile. The former Chancellor flew out to Santiago to collect it. He led the campaign to have him released after 18 months of house arrest in Wentworth. The General has now been stripped of his immunity in Chile and stands indicted on charges of murder and kidnapping. [The Times]
SubjectsWeapons
handbags
Conservative Party
ex-prime ministers
seals
Resemblance
SeriesNature Notes
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